If Poe Was Alive Today @ 11:13 PM

If Poe was alive today,
I would accuse him of being the brain behind Dexter,
Annabel Lee would not be the title to a song by Tiger Army.
If Poe was alive today,
Fellows with beards, black coats, and a smug look might not be considered as creepy,
The raven might not be as cool of a bird,
or black cats not as scary.

If Poe was alive today, I would not have to write an essay due on Monday. But then again, where will I get my dose of sickness if Poe was alive today?

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